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merrychristmasrose:

i love that like the whole fucking adult population works together just to convince kids santas real like they dress up like him and talk to kids and they make bullshit points to prove hes real and the news tracks that fucker across the globe and its like the best shit ever because you spend your childhood believing in santa only to grow up and become him and give kids the same sense of magic as you had and if thats not the best shit ever i dont know what is

(Source: arosetyler)


  • Being sick in Elementary:Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
  • Being sick in high school:OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
  • College:did I have class today